sure moriarty was technically worse since he did actually kill people but that’s not going to stop me from hating charles augustus magnussen more than any other character who has ever appeared on this show
because moriarty might be voldemort, but magnussen is umbridge
What if Jim were to surprise Sherlock during dinner, like randomly come up in a restaurant just like Sherlock did to John, and be like,
“I O U a menu, sir.”
“The chicken is so tender, it’s almost like its stayin’ alive.”
“Ah, lemme pick up that napkin for you sir, shan’t let it FALL.”
“That table is reserved, allow me to find you a MORE PERMANENT DESTINATION.”
“SHERLOCK IT’S NOT EVEN A REAL BEARD, SERIOUSLY?”
WAIT WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK DID MYCROFT MEAN WHEN HE SAID, “THE OTHER ONE” IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS FUCKERY EXCUSE ME
they had another brother and my liver is failing.
NO BUT GUYS
WHAT IF MOFFAT PLAYS THE OTHER BROTHER?
then we would come full circle
no but you don’t understand
the thug life literally chose Mrs Hudson
Johnlock AU: Sherlock proposes.
How other people see me:
In my mind:
This is an understatement.
gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
this dude is my favourite background titan
please be delicate i am with child